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Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!” 

#harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - YOU CAN’T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOELACES’ #’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T SPEAK YET? WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD I HAD DEFEATED THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO US ALL’

    Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!” 

    #harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - YOU CAN’T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOELACES’ #’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T SPEAK YET? WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD I HAD DEFEATED THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO US ALL’

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  2. howdoiputthisgently:

    When my alarm goes off in the morning

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  4. ruinedchildhood:

    Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

    Me: ok…

    Mom: *comes home early*

    Me:image

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  5. expectoravioli:

Yes.

    expectoravioli:

    Yes.

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  6. thatguyprince:

    canadianslut:

    I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

    SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

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  9. whatifscientistcarlos:

    staticoptics:

    Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.

    image

    Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.

    Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.

    As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this. 

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